The only team in the NFL with just 2 losses: @AZCardinals 🔥😎
The Patriots are 5-0 on the road. They've done that six times in franchise history. The last 3 times they've done it — they ended up in the Super Bowl.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone 🦃 Enjoy Your Day 🏈🏈🏈 -New England Patriots
Anthony Brown had 4 pass interferences called by NFL refs costing the Dallas Cowboys to lose the game in overtime Ouch .
I am no cook. But I can follow the directions. Which said to let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours.
*Me after watching fitness motivation video* -On that day - After 2 days
When you get home and realize how ugly you looked all day
_Did you know, 1 out every 3 people are ugly. _ its not me _me neither,
Job interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have Me:
When you hear the manager tell a new hire that everyone loves working here
"You can't take all those groceries in one trip" ME:
- Mom, are you gonna smoke that all by yourself ? - I'm putting away the Christmas tree you idiot.. / Funny meme
When your girlfriend introduces you to a girl you've already slept with and says "meet my mom"
no one: not a soul: literally NOBODY: Everything around me when I'm alone at home: / meme funny
might be a weed smoker, but if I see a stray dog I pick it up and take it home
Destroyed in seconds _Hi _Hi -Say nine _nine _will you be my valentine? _Say Four. _Four
"I really need to live healthier" me at 2am: / meme funny
Why do girls live longer than boys..?? Shopping never causes heart attacks. Paying the Bill does.
